an incredibly annoying human person
chey | 18 | ♎ | ♀
aspiring tattoo artist with a lot to say and very little to do
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  • koalatea:

    10 year old me was so pissed that Gabriella would sacrifice true love for a dumb school but 2014 me now accepts that Gabriella was smart like home girl knew she could find dick everywhere YALL SHE GOT INTO FUCKIN STANFORD. FUCKIN. STANFORD. FUK TROY BOLTON’S WHITE ASS 

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  • "College kids literally don’t care about walking in the way of cars at school because we’re like “hit me i don’t care pay my tuition.”"

    "Hit me my thesis is due in 12 hours and I haven’t started it"

    "Hit me I have a final in an hour and I didn’t study"

    "Hit me I’ve been on a 24 hour drinking binge and I’m invincible"

    "Hit me. You’re a university vehicle and I’ll get free tuition."

    "Hit me I feel like a failure anyway"

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  • 0ptimummm:

    Today this girl in class looked different because she had straightened her hair and I told her it was so pretty and straight and she goes “unlike me”. So me thinking that she has bad self esteem, I say “don’t say that. You’re pretty.” To which she replies “oh no, im pretty. I’m just not straight.” And I shit you not my stomach still hurts from laughing too hard.

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  • nahshaw:

    I won’t be satisfied with my life until I meet someone who’s a sarcastic piece of shit like me and is attractive and wants to fuck me bye

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  • empauror:

    tumblr during autumn, more like

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  • "Every introvert alive knows the exquisite pleasure of stepping from the clamor of a party into the bathroom and closing the door."
    Sophia Dembling - The Introvert’s Way: Living a Quiet Life in a Noisy World (via cumbered-cat)

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  • tolazytofinishthi:

    unclefather:

    yaaaaas santa you look so good santa

    SLEIGHH

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  • eenjolras:

    when you accidentally start watching a crime show and can’t get yourself to switch the channel because now you wanna know who fucking did it

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