an incredibly annoying human person
chey | 18 | ♎ | ♀
aspiring tattoo artist with a lot to say and very little to do
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  • wanktissue:

    its so weird to call it the “mall”

    in australia we are very creative

    we call one store a “shop”

    and many stores “the shops”

    (Source: flubberwasanokmovie, via beyoncescock)

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  • sniffing:

    omalleyhonor:

    sniffing:

    i like a boy but he lives thousands of miles away and im sad

    I like a boy but he’s like 30, married and has a kid.

    ouch

    (via orgasm)

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  • im-the-story-teller:

    mydrunkkitchen:

    gyllenhaha:

    you can smell someone peeling an orange from literally 40 miles away

    AND I LOVE IT

    I PEEL THEM ON PLANES

    I misread this as peeing an orange

    (via dutchster)

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  • chikyuus:

    japantys:

    禁动漫 means be nice in chinese and that’s what everyone should do

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    actually this works too

    (via noizxfood)

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  • relahvant:

    people who use Facebook as a diary should have their Internet access revoked

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